indignantkurd:

nudewaldo:

biculturalist:

indignantkurd:

“Just divorced the son of a bitch” oh my god

Power

Is that an accurate translation?

Actually, a better translation would be “just divorced the son of a dog” (supposed to be an insult towards the guy and his father) lmao but yes it’s accurate.

materiajunkie:

“Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?”

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

tastefullyoffensive:

(via b_flex14)

scootsenshi:

quadvillain:

swoleblonde:

“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

Im fucking dead

A video posted by ayako🇯🇵 (@poncayan) on May 7, 2016 at 1:31am PDT

tastefullyoffensive:

How I eat popcorn at the movies. 🔊

whovians-have-the-impala-at-221b:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

fuck that was deep man

voulair:

Beyoncé - Ring The Alarm (2006)